Equius swears sometimes!

Okay, if you read Homestuck you are doubtless familiar with the character Equius Zahhak (unless you haven't gotten that far yet). If you are, you are also familiar with the fact that Equius does not swear. Ever. Or so everyone says. But everyone seems to forget this: 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2…
Seriously, in the fandom, they'll have him getting totally and utterly pissed off, and he'll still be all "D --> Oh dear, this will not do" or something, however, it's CANON that he swears if he loses his cool. Not consistently, yeah, but if it happened once, it can happen again, especially since he was only worked up about towels the first time. I've seen fan-thingies where he, like, discovered glue was made out of horse-hooves or some other highly offensive shit like that that pissed him off EXTREMELY badly, and he was still all "D --> Does your race have no pride? You're all insufferable barbarians, and you will have to do a LOT to gain ANY respect back from me!" or something like that, which is pretty in-character, I'll admit, but it still ignores the fact that HE SWEARS WHEN EXTREMELY ANGRY. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE. STOP IT. YOU'RE BEING OOC BY TRYING TO STAY OC. I'm sorry if I seem pissed of at anyone in particular, I'm not, I'm pissed at the BLOODY FANDOM. BE MORE ACCURATE GOD DAMMIT. SATISFY MY OCD. AAARGHH. *dissolves into heap of extremely angry flesh*